What Donald Trump can learn from SNL and Gary Johnson

It has often been said that Donald Trump wanted to become President; he didn't really want to BE President. That of course explains why he had no true policy plans. To the extent that he had policies, they were half-baked or completely raw. No sooner did he get into office than the scandals started mounting, and now it seems like he is headed for impeachment or worse.

It would only be logical that at this point he would be looking for a way to bail out, but how do you get out of something that you don't know how to end gracefully. The answer is that you forget about the "gracefully" part. Fortunately, there is a tried and true way to get out of something you don't know how to end otherwise quickly and absolutely: the fake heart attack.

Saturday Night Live, before it was even Saturday Night Live, when it was "NBC's Saturday Night", in its FIRST SHOW, in its FIRST SKETCH, called "The Wolverines" showed how its done.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-wolverines/n8600?snl=1

Even Gary Johnson, who came in THIRD PLACE in the election of 2016 understands that sometimes you just have to fake a heart attack.

There are over 2.1 million hits on YouTube alone for "fake heart attack". 

Here's how it would work. Donald Trump fakes a heart attack -- gets an easy doctor to write him a note.  He leaves without getting impeached and retires to Palm Beach for Golf Therapy.  Trump wins because he gets out without being impeached. The country wins because we get him out now rather than later. Now, you can mock this idea all you want, but do you have a better one?